Tuesday, December 25, 2012

LalChowk in 1980 | Picture

Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Moment Of Truth Uploaded on Youtube

And you can watch it here too :D

Friday, December 21, 2012

Omar Abdullah and A Lamb

I dont know why they find it a joke.. Or maybe why I dont.. It is just our Chief Minister posing for our picture 

Alex Smart Said: True, Just The CM posing for a picture.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Moment Of Truth (Or Treth Ki Taas)

I was just going through my hard drive. Found a small video we had enacted out few years back. I was much younger and naive.. I will upload the video to Youtube soon inshaAllah

 Here is a screenshot for those who have seen it before :D


Saturday, November 10, 2012

Sakooter Speaks is Back


Just to tell the readers that Sakooter Speaks is back with a fresh new look and lots of new ideas.

You can even follow them on Facebook:


Bye Bye!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Guide to Kashmiri Language | EID

Situation:: Women serving tea with 15 types of cookies to guests.

Phrases to be learnt and repeated..
"Tuilweaz, Yi Hez Chu Ni Kihin"
"Eid Neamaaz Kati Parve"
"Bakery Os Tuoot Rush, Zan Ni Lukaw Wuchmutuy Os Kyanh. Bi

"Roodhus Paane Geantas Liani."
"Cze chukh ni kheveaney keh! "
"Yemo hamsaayo  kotah lakut maaz ful dyotmut.. :/"
"Me Chai Ni Yi Bakery Wayaan".
Guest would have to reply the following:
"Talez Thaw Wean, Bi Heaz Marai, Wariyahan jayan chu gasun"
Situation::  Old lady pointing to the TV.
 "Yath Peath Howukh Na Soriy Haj".
"Tala Thaw Yi Mobile Pathar, Ti  Kath Kar". 
Alex Smart Said: "Hamaray Pujj ne aaj bhedu ko maara"

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Kashmiri Memes

There are a number of Kashmiri facebook users who have come up with funny and original memes in Kashmiri.. Here I present one of them. Keep an eye on this spot for more uploads..

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Taking Niqaab to the level of a Ninja

Women who wear a 'niqaab', and adorn themselves with a full black dress are often called Ninjas by people like me.. This is due to the striking resemblance to the Japanese warriors from the feudal ages. I am sharing this report from PressTV because the nickname just became literal somewhere in Iran.

Here is the direct link:


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Friday, May 4, 2012

As cheap as a Kashmiri

Today I was sitting in a computer lab typing away. The lab has a printer which we all can use to print! It deducts 10 cents from our online accounts for every page printed.
One Kashmiri was doing his assignment nearby on a table.
After a while, he went to the lab printer, took out like 20 sheets of the paper and started using them.
I have never seen any one do that.. 
Never seen anyone steal from a printer!!!!
ALEX SMART SAID: "Be proud as a Kashmiri? My rain soaked shoe!!"

Monday, April 30, 2012

New Facebook Page


This is the link to the Facebook page which I newly created! Good for those who want to be notified when a new song is uploaded on the "downloads.qazimamoon.com" archive!

And here is something to drool over:

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Kashmiri and The English

Here we go. Please comment if you find any correction, or have more to add  to this list:D

Automatey: Automatic
Rabad: Rubber
BokhNasur: Dumb, not Social
Bazaar Jajeer: A person who cannot keep a secret, cannot stay in one place
Loiri Dastaar: All CMs after Indira-Sheikh accord
Gaandhay: Rs 500
Zanaan-Mohniw: Lady
Watal Paether: Cheap Behaviour
DaaneKuth: Kitchen
Khraw: Wooden Sandal
Wat Chount: Shut Up
Paekistaan noon: Rock Salt
ThoolChalawin: Headbutt
Ninimonditch: Frog
Muk Nas: Flat nose
Thag: Thug
Jaal Saaz: Crook

Alex Smart Said: "Sardarji, moul kari Hajj"

Friday, February 24, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Activists of Dukhteraan-e-Millat at date | Picture

If you look carefully, there is naan and pudina chutney.. And a bunch of photographers to capture the majestic moment..

Activists of Dukhteraan-e-Millat chasing a Kashmiri girl | Picture

 I found this picture circulating around in facebook, and it brings so much joy to me. Not because of I appreciate all the moral projects going on, but simple because this picture is plain FUNNY..


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I finally got to see Tun. Dr Mahathir bin Mohamad

Me shaking hands with Tun Mahathir.. He was the 4th PM of Malaysia and is credited with taking Malaysia to modernity and development from a state of agricultural economy. To his credit are KLCC Twin Towers, KL Internationa Airport, Proton Car Manufacturers, Malaysian Airlines, Petronas Oil, my university UIA and the wonderful city of PutraJaya.. He is one of the few men who openly criticize the new age western worldview. Best day of January 2012.. :)

Some Pictures From Kashmir

Saturday, February 11, 2012

If anyone asks you about your opinions on Muslims and Terrorists, say this

I liked the answer of this  Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam:
 He said : Who started the first world war ? Muslims ? 
Who started the second world war ? Muslims ? 
Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ? Muslims ?? 
Who sent the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ? Muslims ??
Who killed more than 100 millions of Indians in North America ? Muslims ??
 Who killed more than 50 millions of Indians in South America ? Muslims ?? 
Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ? Muslims ??
No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly. If a non-Muslim does something bad, it is only considered as a crime. But if a Muslim commits the same then he is labelled as a  terrorist... 
No term can be more racist as "Terrorism"; strictly reserved for Muslims. Fact

Boy Plays With Giant Python -- National Geographic

I have never ever seen anything like this.. According to this video, today the snake is over 20 feet long and could easily eat the boy ... or a dinosaur or a house, if she felt like it. But it doesn't.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Kashmiri Tourist Centre Joke

An English man asked a kashmiri i have to go to meet a friend at tourist céntre.

Kashmiri replied:This is a bus; aath manz khas, tourist centre wass.

Kashmiri Chemistry Joke

Two Kashmiris talking:

Wustaad: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ?
Lokut Gulkak: Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.....

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Now facebookers can comment on my blog

Click on the posts, and check for yourself..

Unfortunately, I had to hide all the old comments that are hosted on blogger... :( So basically you can find no comments on my blog right now.. :( 

Wednesday, January 4, 2012