An Insect falls into a Glass of Cola...
English Throws this glass away and walks out.
American Takes da insect out and drinks the Cola.
Chinese Eats the insect and Throws the Cola away.
Indian Sells the Cola to American, the insect to Chinese and Gets a new glass of Cola.
Pakistani Accuses The Indian of throwing the insect into his Cola, relates this issue with Kashmir, asks Chinese for Military Aid, takes A load from American and buys a new Cola..
*Alec Smart said: "Hey Barack! The French called! They want their statue back."