The Voice...

Pinta is amazed...
Fame gurukul..
Sa re ga ma pa...
Indian idol...

All sorts of super stars...

And..
One...
Really

Honestly

is from the State that we claim as ours...

The ones who shares a part of his name with me...

Qazi..

Qazi..

Ladies and Gentlemen..

Let me present the only singster from the valleeeyyy...

QAZI TOUQEER...

and i am your host Qazi Mamoooonnn...

.
.
.
.and so on and so forth...

Pinta wants to be a Qazi....

not the one who earlier was supposed to be a judge..

" jab miyaan biwi razi, to kya karega Qazi"

{cant translate it well enough...maybe if any one can comment}

And after lots of ours of Bathroom singing and shouting....
He is ready to sing before his friends...

A latest hit of Himesh...

Unfortunately...

Really unfortunately...

Pinta is no Himesh Reshamiya..

After three minutes of singing...

His friends.
.
....
.....
.......
.........
...........
Lauugh....

" A starved crow,, please anyone feed him..."

" What a voice,, makes me to go to sleep..."

" Help help!!! Fire alarm"

" Oh look at that poor poor beggar,, how he sings to get some money!!"

" aay meri meri zohra jabeen
furqat-e-gham bulagha..

Jum-e-raat raat hai aaja, saath saath nibhaja...

"



THE KASHMIRI IDOL:

Milay sur....

A kashmiri version of the programs listed above..
Only on DD Kashir..

and
and
and

Pinta has seen its advertisement...

so..

Once upon a time in a place called Tagore hall, a long line of people was to be seen..

And our Beloved Pinta was also seen..

The lady with the red burqa was also seen..

and so was our locality's sweeper.... { not localities }

There was the doodhwala..

And the roti wala..

the rouney wala...

the hasney wala...

the gusey wala..

the sharmila..

the furteela...

and last but growing like yeast..

was the partnership between Sachin and M.S.Dhoni..


The first auditions of Miley Sur And first stage appearence of Pinta....

And he sung...


" sakhiyow roothum haiiy ......... gasith byoothum haiiy gammniy..."

The judges smiled....

as of course they couldnt laugh...

That would be..

Izat ki Beizzati for PInta..


finally they encouraged him and let go for another chance in the next round..

But that was scheduled for next week..

The question is that will Pinta become a superstar....

Answer in the next edition of

Eldin Bleze

Next Week..

Same time...

So meet you then..

And dont forget the Photo essay of Jamia Masjid, Srinagar by Asma Yasrib..@ Yemberzal.org { or is it Yembarzal. org } comments