Finally

11th class...

finally......

no urdu....

finally....

no social science....

finally.....

tuitions for chemistry,
tuitions for physics ( of course )
tuition for zoology, ( pinta is a medical student)
tuition for botany (doctor saheb)
tuitions for math, (yeah can become engineer too if no doctor)

Oh dear!!!
Poor old pinta, first studying in the school then studying at the tuitions....all this studying must have really frustrated him...

But have a look at what he actually studies....

He studies life...... female life.....he studies surroundings..... yep which guys get to surround which girls....he studies wildlife....i.e how wild his life gets when a proposal is not accepted...and i can write lines and (some more) lines on what pinta studies....

Meanwhile the tension at his home grows with each passing day. On an average the matric results are declared on 15th of january and that surely was a month away when the authorities decided that january was too late and december was the right time....

so...

Shaharbeen ( city reporter ): Jammu and kashmir board of school education ne duswein jamaat ke imtihanaat ke nateyej ki tareekh kal yyaani 20 december ko rakhi hai kaha ja raha hai ki is saal phir se ladkiyoun ne ladkoun ko peche choud diya...

{a popular radio news bulletin: The J&K board of school education will declare the results of the annualy held matriculation exams tomorrow. It is being said that girls once again for the 10th consecutive year have left the boys behind on the basis of pass percentage}

yeah and what a pass percentage it is 11%. out of which girls contribute 83%.

what a progress...
and who are those people who say that females are good for nothing. they might reconsider their cases....

Baharhaal....{sorry to have strayed}

the atmosphere in pintas house is electric....
His father is trying all his contacts for a chance to know his jigars marks ( jigar = liver )

Is he standing first...

Is he atleast second...

maybe in the first five...

Ok no problem even the 20 will do...

ummm. Maybe first 50...

okay okay i am being too much asking...even a distinction...

excuse me is he pass at all....???

thankfully he is with a aggregate of 312 marks out of a mighty 500...

Pinta's father was shocked....

shocked....

"312 out of 500"

P's father: "hey kolal yem tsoor, &&$%*#@%@^, hey yem ha che ! @!##!^I%$ menis koar wanti keho chuck kormut.."

{oh those thieves, #%&^&#$#$^, they are %&)@*@$&@ see what they have done to my lambkin "


&$!#^!#%$W@$--------------> Bad words which cant be written...


But suddenly their phone is ringing itself mad....
All the Masis...{maternal aunts}......mamis{ yet another class of maternal aunts}
Phuphis{Paternal aunts}.........Chahchis { heres one another class of paternal aunts}
call in to hear which rank their beloved pinta has got.

Relatives::: "WHICH RANK????

Pintas house ::::::: "maybe the 876458643 th"

Relatives::::: " ad hathe hathe phir chuv mubarak....wen kar khyanewew asey"
{so what.... congratulations a million fold...now when is the treat}

Pintas house:::::::: " hatey kya weney sweety lalo.... yemen board walen peya kanger kalas"
{ oh what should i say....i wish that a fire pot must fall on their heads}

relatives: " hatey kyazi "

Pintas house:::::::: " Khabar kemis tawanzadas athey chukh pintun paper check karnowmut"
Wish i could know who was the examiner of pinta's paper

Relatives:::::: " acha beh khudayas hawala me khasey bill"
{ok then bye got to go my phone is getting used}


yep phone is getting used yeah and u brought it as a fashion statement....

i think got to go now bye...

next post will be the mubarak.... comments