Shikas lad (oh dear)

Kashmir..
A land of poets…
A valley of peace…(excuse me!!)
Etc…
Etc…
But above all Kashmir has shikas lads ( miserly people )
Which are unthankful…

But first an update…

Pinta has just given his matric and now has started offering 5 times namadhEldin bleze has not yet started as it teaches 11th guys when they are in the middle of their 11th i.e the 2nd term…

So for the time for which we wait for pinta’s result, let me state another not-so-interesting incident…

Prof. Mir “Bashir”( literally the one who makes mistakes ) has a particular abhorrence against the jadals( or the misers ) and the shikaslads ( or the intense misers )….
He time and again quotes one Bakshi Saheb ( oh dear he was the prime minister of free kashmir ) who had said:

shikas ladas lari shanguw till gase neri doud…”
( if we sleep next to a miser, we will only end up in giving pain to ourselves)

Speaking of misers, I know one…
He comes to eldin bleze from a far off place ( just about the same place from where I go there )
I have a car at my disposal…
And unfortunately that particular character has a strong affinity for reaching home free…
And still more unfortunately he knows me and I know him…
And really more unfortunately he keeps on hovering over me…
Just like a fly which has seen you having dinner….
Or more like yet another mosquito who keeps on haunting you when you are trying to catch 40 winks…

Ok
Enough of comparisions…
That miser: “Mamoon, ghar jana hai?”---- ( do you have to go home?)
Mamoon: “errr!!! Han” ---- ( errr!!! Yup )
That miser: “ me bhi aawoun?” ---- ( Should I come along ?)
Mamoon: (oof) “ accha” à( ok!! )

I agree because my mom has instructed me to be kind to people…
But I see no reason, whatsoever, that the people should take advantage of my kindness…

So I decided to take extreme measures…
I dropped him at a place far away from his home telling him:
“ OH sorry, hai! Aaj mujhe ghar nahin jaana tha, kya meney nahin kaha”
(Oh sorry!! I didn’t have to go home, didn’t I tell u that? )

Revenge
Revenge….
Then he was forced to spend some money as bus fare…
Actually he gets bus fare everyday from his father but he hoards them and has ( possibly) made a thousand bucks like that….

And do I hate him…

Bashir sir says “shikaslad guw shaikasladey, temis chu panas seth shikas, tel ma aasahay shikas lad”

(a miser is a miser, he has paucity with him, had it not been so then he wouldnt have remained a miser)

so long.... comments